Given a half an hour of free time (which is just code for me procrastinating), my mind wandered into strange territory.
This however, is not unexpected so put your seatbelts on and exits are the red squared x and the back button located to your upper right and left respectively.
Did you know there are many, many words with the word TIT in it? Now don’t get your bra in a twist yet.
Our words are getting all dirty on us and we just sit back and let it bounce. But not this chica. I’m here to bring to light the valleys of low that our speech goes.
For instance! It wouldn’t surprise you I’d bet, to find out that prostitute has it. Transvestite too! Not only that but supercompetitive, superstition, titillating, chastity, AND tithing.
Wait. I’m getting ahead of myself. I’ve got more really, hold on.
Sacrosanctity, whipstitch, and antiterrorist.
Well still! If the NYC Dept. of Education can censor words…well, you get my points. I mean point!
Multitasking (I always knew that was bad for a person), titanic (mmhmmm, see?), ineptitude, (yep perfect), dietitian (PROOF that diets are evil), altitude, and fictitious!
These are unsafe words for the naked eye. Look away! LOOK AWAY!
Hepatitis, malpractitioner, petit, and constitution!
It’s our duty people, to uncover every tit everywhere. Bare them to the world and let them see the befreckled, I mean bespeckled state of things.
Some may faint from the shock, but we will lift them up with our support and make everyone rise to the occasion.
Next up: Taking ass out of words like ambassador, classical, and impasse. It’s an assorted list, but we’ll lasso them all eventually.
Don’t get your tits in an uproar, but…I hope you don’t mind, but I did NOT see that about the DOE censorship, and I would like to do something about it on BornStorytitter. Don’t forget that Bottom’s saying that the word Ass (most likley his name as well), changing all the text for a Midsummer Night’s Dream into his being a bunny. Better not a cat…the pussies.
Bwhahaa! Oh my God I love ya Stuart!
Thanks Maureen. I have to go: it’s colder than a witches tit outside; I have to go all cock and balls out into this rainy morning.
ROFLMAO. I think I will buy a giant rooster statue to put on my porch just so that I can say ‘My what a big cock I have’.
Well, they say in the blogging biz that the headline has to get the reader’s attention! Too funny.
Lol! Yeah, I thought well…we’ll just see how many people unsubscribe after today.
or subscribe …. this is so George Carlin! Love it! Thanks, Nadine, for the recommendation to Zencherry’s blog ….
Well hellooo! Glad to have you and THANK you!
I loved learning words when I was a kid. When I learned the word titallating I just would not let it go. “How was school today, D.C.?” “Titallating, Grandma. Thank you for asking.” “Did you have fun at the park?” “Yes Mother, it was titallating.” One day, a waitress asked what I would like to order. “The fries and gravy sound rather titallating.” That was when my mother snapped. “Holy fuck, D.C. enough with the god damned titallating. You order fries and gravy every time we come here. You know very well there’s not a titallating fucking thing about them.” The waitress’ jaw dropped to the floor. I glared at my mom and finally just said, “Tits.”
Of course my mom busted out laughing. She had tears streaming down her face as the waitress scurried away.
oops. titillating. not titallating. Rough morning for D.C.
Bwhahaaaa! I’d have bought you a pony for that.
OMG, that was too funny! Your post and this reply, I’m dying here. Tits assolutely hilarious!
Bwhahaaa! Warn me Dionne. I was drinking something. Nearly choked.
My gratitude to the multitalented ZC for showing how the multitudinous quantity of words that contain ‘tit’ are invading our institutions. My attitude is that such entities are the antithesis good language and should NEVER be used. I also think that it constitutes a titanic ineptitude by the linguistically destitute. ;-0
Dx
That was GENIUS!
Genius? No, merely a small quanTITy of apTITude. ;-o
Clever!
You know what I left out of this post? Lake Titicaca. Roflmao!
Suddenly I’m hyper conscious of my boobs and it’s not like they really stand out or anything. Thanks for that. The girls were feeling neglected and you’ve shown them how much respect they truly deserve. Tit, tit , hooray!
LOL! Tit tit indeed! (Giggling like a mad fool) You crack me up! (Hugs ya) You’re awesome!
Okay, you got my attention with that title. And then kept it with the sexy humor! Thanks!!
Why hellloooooo RON!
I had a feeling you’d be by with this one. 
Don’t forget cockeyed, cockles, cockney, half-cocked and cock of the walk. Just saying.
Bwhahaaa! I left out a lot of good ones didn’t I.
Of course, if you spill coffee on your unread edition of the newspaper, you might exclaim, “Awwww, titties!”
I just now found this one. Ahahahaa!